And his soft body armor only offers him so much protection. He maybe incredibly strong, but if he takes enough lethal damage, he can be killed. Wiz: As much of a one man army Big Boss is, he has his limits. Feeding him intel back home is Kaz himself, a womanizing fiddler who loves money, fame, girls, and killing people. With his new military, he not only has access to as many weapons as his imagination will allow him, but can call for emergency airdrops, airstrikes, and an attack chopper all with the help of his iDroid. Oh and he woke fresh from a nine year coma too.īoomstick: But Big Boss had a fetish for starting an army, and so he did! He and Kaz Miller created the mercenary group Soldiers Without Borders. He also managed to outwrestle an assassin while he was still heavily bandaged. So Big Boss is literally strong enough to hold up 500 African elephants. Wiz: To put that in perspective, the Basilisk is 500 tons, and the Cocoon likely weighs the same, possibly some pounds more. He can take down the genetically modified Cobras, who have superpowers, and is even strong enough to stop the fucking Cocoon and Basilisk AI weapons from crushing him! Holy shit! Either that or he's just really good at destroying logic.īoomstick: Big Boss also appears to be superhuman to a certain extent. To do this, he looks through the sights with his left eye. He's even able to take perfect aim with a sniper rifle while wearing an eyepatch. 30 cal machine guns, mortars, tanks, APCs, and even Walker Gears. Wiz: In addition to being able to use any gun he picks up, Big Boss is pound for pound the best hand to hand fighter there is thanks to his CQC. And when he gets bored of riddling his enemies with bullets, Big Boss whips out his combat knife and stun rod. But he never leaves home without his trusted silenced M1911 and M16A1. Big Boss became the figurehead of sneaking missions, always packing lightly for his ops.īoomstick: Big Boss comes equipped with a Mark 22 Hush Puppy, a pistol that fires sleep darts and puts an enemy down fast. Once The Boss was dead, Naked Snake adopted the title Big Boss to signify that he was her successor. Wiz: But it turns out it was all just a scheme she fabricated to prevent the world conflict from getting any worse, and you know what? It's not important right now. So John put their friendship behind him, adopted the callsign Naked Snake, and ended his lover's life. After this, John and The Boss parted ways in 1959.īoomstick: But they'd cross paths again in 1964, when The Boss revealed she was betraying America and joining the Soviets, later forming an elite group of super soldiers known as the Cobras. In fact, he and The Boss are the inventors of CQC. WIZ: During his time as The Boss's student, John was taught everything he needed to know about being a good soldier, such as weaponry, combat, sneaking, survival, and multilingualism. Wiz: I think that's the least of his worries, dude. Still, sucks he'll never know the pleasure of masturbation. After being exposed to the effects of the hydrogen bomb, he was rendered sterile and could not reproduce.īoomstick: Which I guess isn't that bad considering his friends contracted radiation poisoning, leukemia, and thyroid cancer. Wiz: In 1954, John was involved in the Bikini Atoll bomb test. And trust me, she's as every bit dangerous as she is sexy. However, he was known professionally by the name Jack.īoomstick: John's military service began in the 1950's in the Korean War, where he was an underling for a woman named The Boss, aka, The Mother of Modern Day Special Forces. Wiz: Before he was Big Boss, he was only known as John, and he was born in Arlington, Virginia. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. Wiz: And William "BJ" Blazkowicz, the Nazi killing Army Ranger from Wolfenstein. But these two do it for no other reason than because they were made to.īoomstick: Like Big Boss, History's Greatest Soldier from Metal Gear. Wiz: Many roam the battlefield, hoping for travel, hoping for action, or sometimes both. Big Boss Vs Blazkowicz! Two of the world's best soldiers will bring the pain against each other! Introduction
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